You used to think Johnny Depp was cool, didn’t you? But then, when you weren’t looking, he turned into Liza Minnelli.

Fear not, because [tag]Christian Bale[/tag] is here to save the day.

“Why Christian Bale is a Badass” (from Filmwad)

Christian Bale is eighteen times cooler than you, or anyone you will ever meet. This is a fact.

According to our pre-nuptial agreement, I’m actually only allowed to say the words “Christian Bale” once a day, and I exhausted the whole weekend’s quota this morning jabbering about Rescue Dawn. This article is humerous enough that I think I can get some sort of special exemption for today. Plus, I didn’t go looking for this article, it found me. (via digg).