Golden Gate Park, Sunday morning.
Hey! I do NOT/NOT look like a squirrel and my butt is not THAT big, is it?!?!?!
Special agent by day, crime fighting weresquirrel by night. Hm, no, I think we’re going to have to try again.
I don’t get it. Did someone turn Ann Coulter into a squirrel?
The squirrel that was stalking us could have been a relative of Ann Coulter, but I know it wasn’t actually her because that squirrel was pretty smart. It also displayed some evidence of an ability to use logic and reason.
In parts of Georgia, he is considered a delicious dish.
Watch out for this critter’s cousins who live in the trees surrounding Constitution Gardens! I nearly lost a kid glove to one some years back and there was no food involved!
The *real* Ann Coulter squirrel has an eye patch!