Yeah, I know, you’ve suffered horribly during my unexpected absence. Again. The stories of where I’ve been and what I’ve been up to are dull, unless you enjoy the minutia of how writer’s spend their day.*

I’ll spare you that and instead send you over to a recent (re)discovery, defective yeti.

Don’t you just love when you find old bookmarks and some of the sites are not only still around but still good? Specifically, I point you to the recent post explaining where he’s been. It begins:

Hi there! My name is Matthew Baldwin, though longtime readers may remember me as The Guy Who Used To Update This Website Semi-Reliably.

How was I able to blog five days a week, what with all my other pressing obligations such as taking vitamins and wishing I was an fireman?

…and then gets better and better. Go on. Scoot. Go read the rest. There’s nothing left to see here anyhow.

*If you must know, mostly, we spend it drinking coffee, wearing comfy clothes, and working wherever there’s no one to annoy us. Power for the laptop and a lack of footwear requirements are an added bonus. Occassionally we pause, rise from our seat and do a little interpretive dance that translates roughly to “I watch The Office and I pity you people who live it every day. But not enough to rejoin you.” Go team.