I’ve come to the realization that I have a problem. Admitting you have a problem is the first step toward recovery, right? Well here goes…

I was very nearly late for work today because I got sucked into a movie on TV. Not an edgy new Film by an edgy new director on the Sundance channel. Not even a poignant and witty (and edited for TV, I hate that) Film on Bravo. No. This was a movie. A plain old, theatrically-released movie.

Deep breath. I can do this.

I was nearly late for work this morning because I had trouble tearing myself away from BLACK SHEEP. I was sitting on my couch, drinking coffee, and laughing at a movie that starred Chris Farley and David Spade.

Okay. Now this is the part where you all gather tearfully around me and embrace me and tell me everything is going to be o-kay, right?

Wait! Where are you going? Why are you backing away? Come back! You must embrace me! I’ve admitted I have a problem. It’s time for our Tearful Moment Together.

That didn’t go so well, did it? I guess I’ll just finish my lunch break and slink on back to work.