Know those things that sit just at the back of your mind and pop up to bug you at random times? This is one of them. I hadn’t gotten around to mentioning it here because frankly I kept waiting for someone to yell “Just kidding. We were only kidding.” Sadly, it hasn’t happened yet.

What is this world coming to that a man named Skunk (that’s Jeff “Skunk” Baxter to you), a man who played back-up guitar for The Doobie Brothers is not only some sort of self-styled missile defense expert but has convinced THE PENTAGON that he is some sort of missile defense expert. I can’t even comment anymore, it weirds me out to much. I swear I’m not making it up, but maybe FOXnews is. I can hang on to that small shred of hope, can’t I?

(ed note: there used to be a whole category called “things i lie awake at night thinking about” but now it’s all filed under “what the hell”)