Last night Husband and I tossed around the idea of cancelling cable. Not for long though, because even thinking of being without Keith Olbermann cable fills me with feelings of terror. The kind of terror that strikes when I think about hiking in the sheer snakiness of my mom’s neighborhood. Serious terror.

Husband: But if we cancelled cable I could make more progress on my New Year’s Resolution.
Me: What was your resolution?
Husband: Play more videogames.