Too much, um, socializing, with the co-workers last night. I’m about as sharp as a sack of wet rodents today.

In other non-news, I continue to be freaked out by the story of Aron Ralston, the hiker who amputated his own arm. I know, I know. Old story. But that doesn’t mean I’m not still freaked out.

I compiled and analyzed statistics all day. My life is a non-stop rollercoaster ride of thrills and chills, yes-sir-ee-bob. A colleague who is in training to be a Life Coach wouldn’t leave until I promised to do my Franklin Quest Daily Goals and Aspirations Exercise for the day. I’ve adapted it to suit my needs.

Today’s not-do list:
Antagonize people.
Accept Jesus as my savior.
Turn on office lights.
Work at desk instead of on floor.
Speak in complete sentences.
Amputate arm with dull implement.
Give up coffee.

It went well.