Last night I dreamt that the Bunny called me and said “I’m picking you up in 5 minutes to go to John’s house to watch the lesson.”

I didn’t know what the hell she was talking about, but the next thing I knew we were at John’s. We walk in, and John’s fiance excitedly tells me that she’s flown my mom in to town to teach John how to toilet train their cats. (Nevermind that my mom has no experience toilet-training cats).

Mom and John are intently showing the cats a powerpoint presentation on how to use the toilet, a presentation that they had the military prepare for them. The cats just look bored. There wasn’t much time because they had to get the laptop back to the Pentagon, so the whole enterprise seemed to be doomed to failure.

I woke up so agitated I woke Husband.

I’m just going to stay in my house and read Harry Potter today.