This weekend if I go out to visit my parents I’m going to be a sitting duck when the aliens come. On the other hand, the swelling is my friend. They couldn’t cast my broken foot because of the swelling.

Washington, DC. Summer. Cast. No.

This is old now, but I keep forgetting to post it:

“Rats blamed for mysterious cattle mutilations”

Recent mutilations of cattle and horses in the Argentine countryside were the work of rodents, scientists said on Monday, not ritualistic slayings by extraterrestrials or vampires as some farmers feared.

Argentina’s national food and animal health inspection service Senasa sent its own “X-Files” scientists to the remote plains to look into the deaths of farm animals found mutilated and drained of blood….

Sure, that’s what they want us to believe.