In addition to my twitter feed being haywire for the last week (I only see 11 people’s updates and they aren’t even all people I’m following) and my voicemail being out of order for 4 days, Facebook decided to stop sending me notifications.

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Unfortunately, the settings that control which email notifications get sent to you were lost. We’re sorry for the inconvenience.

To reset your email notification settings, go to:

http://www.facebook.com/editaccount.php?notifications

The toaster turned itself all the way to blowtorch this morning, Tivo keeps recording Nigerian music videos, and there’s a problem with the drum in my new clothes dryer. There is no way I’m getting within 100 yards of the treadmill – think of the possibilities for disaster there!

This is it, people. This is the end. We have to decide whether to bow down to our mechanical overlords or to fight. Or, maybe, to have some coffee and quit taking the new muscle relaxants the doctor prescribed. I can’t be sure yet. But it’s one of those 3. I’m sure of that.