Due to various school and work and personal obligations, I use different mail clients for different email addresses. They are all equally annoying in the way they offer chipper user-suggestions when you log in. Things like:

Always use a subject line!

or

Click here to learn how to attach files!

or

One subject per message!

There’s nothing wrong with these tips, per se. I just get tired of them being in my face day after day.

I think, if I wasn’t so damned lazy, I’d write a little hack to replace the Tip of the Day with something more interesting.

Wrap yourself in bacon and bang on a snaredrum!

or perhaps,

Click here to learn the benefits of the all-cheese diet!

But I won’t.