I was searching for the phone number of the autoshop near my house, and this was the first result google handed me: The Australian [tag]National Public Toilet Map[/tag].

I honestly can’t decide which part delights me more, that there is such a thing as a National Public Toilet Map, that you can register for a feature called “my toilet map” or that they also maintain a National Continence Helpline.

I’m serious, I think this is fabulous. This, my ducklings, is the true promise of the Interweb realized.