I was going to post about the [tag]iguana [/tag]with the problem erection, but then I got distracted by this headline: “Huge python makes a meal of 11 Malaysian guard dogs.” Disturbing, yes, but I still find the little wiggly [tag]snakes[/tag] that hide under the newspaper in the morning much more disturbing. At least it’s hard to miss the giant snakes, no surprises there.
And yet, even the little snakes hiding under the paperbag are less disturbing than the Israeli spa allegedly using snakes to massage people. No, no, no, a thousand times no.
Suddenly, the prehistoric shark monster seems slightly lower on the ick-meter, doesn’t it?
The world is a wonderous and exciting place.
so the self-fertilizing Komodo dragon and the iguana are finding each other unnecessary?
full disclosure: I didn’t clicky the link because lizards freak me out, even without, ahem, penile issues….shudder…
Just be glad you aren’t near my old haunt, Boca Grande (although it is on the Gulf Coast). It’s overrun with over 12,000 iguanas. Human population, counting jeb bush: approx 1200. You do the creepy math.