Category Archives: true life 2011

there are bad ideas and there are BAD ideas

I was walking by a neighbor’s house when I heard the kids planning to dress up the cats and pose them in a funny picture to make their mom a mother’s day card.

Cats love costumes.

I probably should have picked up a tube of neosporin and some roles of gauze for them at the drug store, I suspect their going to need it.

note to self

Recently, a moleskine notebook of mine from 2007 resurfaced in my office. I don’t know why I made this list:

  • dog nanny to the stars
  • it’s full of stars
  • circus of the stars
  • this monkey’s gone to heaven
  • animatronic deer assassins

Your guess is as good as mine.

This concludes today’s look inside my head.

NerdProm

We didn’t go to the White House Correspondents Association Dinner, but we drove through the chaos on our way to Eighteenth Street Lounge. Being true nerds, the first thing we did when we got home was watch the videos.

How great was Michele Obama’s hair? (Great!)

I was just going to embed the video for the fake trailer for “The President’s Speech” because it’s very funny, and very short compared to all of the speeches that went on around it:

But I decided to include the President’s whole speech (which includes the trailer) because otherwise you miss out on all of the Donald Trump jokes, and the priceless reaction shots by Trump.

And if I’m including the President’s speech, I really need to include the Trump-skewering Seth Meyers speech that followed:

Enjoy!