I read [tag]French Vogue[/tag] religiously at the gym but I must have missed the September issue. Fortunately, [tag]Jezebel[/tag]’s [tag]Maghag[/tag] came to the rescue.
French ‘Vogue’: Devil Worship Is The New Black! Just scroll about halfway down the page to the model in the pink pants. It’s worth it, I promise.
“Unemployed to Sterilize Monkeys in India”
A northern Indian state said Thursday it planned to use unemployed youths to sterilize monkeys to try to combat aggressive primates who have been raiding farms. The idea drew immediate condemnation from conservationists, who said the plan was unscientific and would likely worsen the problem.
[read the whole amazing article]
That loud sound you just heard was probably JunglePete throwing himself on the ground and shrieking in agony.
Why did the neighbors move their party outside? Are they Vikings? Yes, it could be colder. But it could also be warmer. And if it was warmer, they wouldn’t all be standing outside loudly and drunkenly talking about how cold it is. The key word here is drunkenly, isn’t it? Nevermind.
[Go on, read the rest. You can learn that he also holds the record for holding the most rattlers by the tail (10). With his mouth].
Didn’t find the Tim Burton/Planet of the Apes post, but I did restore the month of September 2001 to the archives. Going through those posts was grueling, so the rest will have to wait ’til later.
It’s funny the things you forget. Never did find out what was going on between our neighbors and that pig. Maybe that’s for the best.