Fantastic.
“The spokesdrone will field questions deemed too dangerous for a human press secretary, whose career could be irreparably damaged by answering them.”
I love the schematics, but my favorite line may be, “It’s also capable of serving jail time.”
The Onion hits it out of the park today:
“With so many right-wing shams to choose from, it’s simply too daunting for the average, left-leaning citizen to maintain a sense of anger,” said Rachel Neas, the study’s director. “By our estimation, roughly 70 percent of liberals are experiencing some degree of lethargy resulting from a glut of civil-liberties abuses, education funding cuts, and exorbitant military expenditures.”
San Francisco’s Arthur Flauman is one liberal who has chosen to take a hiatus from his seething rage over Bush Administration policies.
[read the rest – it’s very funny]
It would probably be even funnier if it wasn’t so close to the truth…