Do nothing and each month a new monkey will be delivered right to your door.
I’ve been amassing these to share with my brother.
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it.
I have to keep them all because I can’t send any to him, we don’t know where he is or what he’s doing. Husband told me – and I choose to believe this – that he’s in charge of a special Top Secret* genetic engineering project that’s creating dinosaur super-soldiers, probably right over there in the basement of the Pentagon.
*Top Secret until now, I guess