"He said what started as a birthday celebration turned into a 'birthday melee'."

NATICK, Mass. — A child’s birthday party at a Chuck E. Cheese restaurant was cut short when a fight broke out between two mothers.

Natick police said the mother of the 9-year-old birthday boy apparently became enraged because the other woman’s son was “hogging” an arcade game.

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Now that we’ve covered birth, we can cover death:

BORDEAUX, France (Reuters) – The mayor of a village in southwest France has threatened residents with severe punishment if they die, because there is no room left in the overcrowded cemetery to bury them.

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Maybe the “severe punishment” is that you’re damned to haunt a Chuck E. Cheese for eternity?

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