(revised to add a link)

Are you hear to find out the truth about 9/11?

Here’s the truth: it happened.

You want validation to the contrary, you’re in the wrong place.

Once upon a time, a bunch of fuck-wits (fuck-wits on both the Left and Right; this is equal opportunity fuck-wittery) decided that I was the definitive witness who proved that 9/11, or least the part wherein a plane crashed into the Pentagon, was a sham (conspiracy by the Jews; conspiracy by the U.S. Government; conspiracy by the Clinton administration to punish W, etc).

How? By taking something I said out of context. By plastering all over the Internet that I said that a plane never hit the Pentagon. It’s offensive, annoying, vile, slanderous, vicious, and, oh yeah, evil. Fortunately, threats of legal action have led to the removal of my legal name, but I am still identified as Skarlet in these statements and they still point to this site.

I ignore the idiotic websites, pamphlets, books, pseudo-documentaries and the like that repeat my alleged statement. I don’t link to them; I don’t engage them. It only brings a barrage of accusations that I’ve been bribed or brainwashed. Then I just end up pissed off and there’s a lot of swearing followed by a phonecall to Faith and a tranquilizer. Not always in that order.

There are people working to debunk the debunkers and I’m sad to admit I haven’t been able to give them the attention I should. Here’s an example of one such site. My statement is at the end.

I know I should have a statement I can permanently link to the front page of my site explaining this and including links to these types of sites. This is in fact a draft of that statement. As you can see, it’s not going so well.

I post in now in it’s incoherent glory because I’m being walloped by wacky-mail again lately and it’s grotesque and I haven’t the time or the energy to deal with it.

So again I say: There was a plane. It hit the Pentagon. It went boom. Lots of people died. I don’t believe that Hillary Clinton, the Jews, Dick Cheney, the Masons, the French or anyone else had anything to do with it.

Go bother someone else.