Thanks to soon-to-be-former-neighbor delraysteve I’ve discovered that you can get Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster ipod skins.
Speaking of buying things…
You aren’t in the market for a house, are you? The delrays have a truly lovely house they’d like to sell to you.
Damn you, Mr. Rogers, now I can’t get that stupid song out of my head. Eh, as far as kid’s songs go I guess I don’t have it so bad. And hey, at least it’s not the mildy creepy Everybody’s Fancy song. Who thought that was a good idea?
Wow. Now I want that house.
Well they tried to sell it to you last saturday night. *ahem* What are you waiting for? You know you want the place? Major Tom won’t mind the hundredfold increase in his commute at all. He can, um, listen to audiobooks. Learn a new language. Take up knitting. The possibilities are endless for his self-improvement and moral edification. He can listen to the Bible on tape and start skipping Mass, that way the time savings would even out…Um. Yeah. Good luck with selling him on that :-)