We watched about 2 minutes of that Victoria’s Secret fashion show thing on ABC. It was incredibly stupid, but damn I wish I’d been a fly on the wall at that pitch meeting. “What goes better with skinny white women in lingerie than…a gospel choir!”

I have to go now. Fox Channel 5 (“We have an hour to fill”) is doing a hard-hitting expose on cheerleaders. I think I still have a couple of braincells holding hands and this should take care of that.