This is a little number we like to call "If you don't put your damned dog in your damned house where we can't hear it incessantly barking it's fool head off I'm going to come over there and do it for you. Don't make me come over there. Because I will. I mean it this time. I do. Really. Um. Yeah. Or maybe next time. Next time it happens, I'm coming over there."

Go visit my cat hates you. It’s still one of my favorite sites and it never fails to make me laugh.

Office hours now. Trying to quell a student mutiny over a situation I have no control over so off I go.