There’s more to the post, including the backstory, but I just can’t resist a pull quote to highlight Ian’s conclusion:
Gin & mayonnaise don’t combine well, probably because God doesn’t want them to. So rather than a single disgusting sensation, the gin and mayonnaise battled for the title of Flavor I’d Most Regret Having In My Mouth. I had hoped even the small quantity of alcohol would provide enough impaired judgment to make the experience tolerable, but no.
I also want to point out, for people who don’t pay attention to these kinds of things, the tags for that post:
Tags: ian needs counseling, ian deserves a raise, bad ideas, mayonnaise, gin