Now that I’ve solved the crisis brought about by the gaping hole in my wardrobe that a pair of brown boots needed to be in, I’ll have to do something useful with my life again. Which reminds me, tomorrow is the kick-off for National Novel Writing Month. Next week it’s a fundraising campaign (details TBA) and the election, of course, and something else I can’t remember right now. I’m sure it’s important, though – and not selfish, like shoe shopping. But not quite as important as the election, something in between.
SELFISH?!?!?! Shoe shopping is selfish…whoa, hang on there…this is news to me. I thought it was a chance to share great style with others and ensure the economy stays afloat…okay, maybe it’s just to induce envy, but that’s just keeping people human, right?!?!?
So that’s how it works!