Actually, I have one other thought about the debate, Joe. May I call you Joe? Wonderful. Here’s the thing, Joe. John McCain looks like the Cryptkeeper in person, but thanks to the magic of Hollywood uber-makeup artist Tifanie White, he only looked half-dead on camera at the first debate.

You, on the other hand, looked like you were auditioning for a House of Hammer Frankenstein film instead of participating in a debate. Dude, image is everything. This is not good. Please don’t let it happen again.

All the best,
MeanLouise