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Category Archives: television
Ace Power!
Before the Humpicizer, falling in front of the couch was a leading cause of humiliation for young Korean women.
[embedded video: Ace Power]
(I may have stolen the term “humpicizer” from The Soup, which used the name in a teaser last night but then didn’t show the clip).
IKEA: We all die alone
I was looking for clips from the 30 Rock episode where they went to IKEA but I found this:
[embedded clip: Breaking up in IKEA]
Later, I did find this:
[embedded clip: 30 Rock IKEA]
…but by then I’d lost interest. In IKEA jokes, at any rate. I think we all lost interest in 30 Rock a long time ago.
Poor 30 Rock.
Someone took a perfectly good Johnny Depp & put a bird on it
There are many cultural issues regarding the Lone Ranger remake but every time I start to think about them, my brain derails with the thought, “Someone took a perfectly good Johnny Depp & put a fucking bird on it.”
I deeply question Vanity Fair’s assertion that Johnny Depp makes this look cool in any way shape or form.
Note to vanity fair: Bird. On. Head.
[embedded video: Portlandia: Put a bird on it]
This was a draft I found hanging around. It started life on my facebook page on March 8, 2012 so I don’t remember where I planned to go with it. This is what you get.
Doctor Who fans will want to try the Daleks Relaxation program.