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The Onion: "Lovecraftian School Board Member Wants Madness Added To Curriculum"

West’s previous failed proposals include requiring the high school band to perform the tuneless flute songs of the blind idiot god Azathoth and offering art students instruction in the carving of morbid and obscene fetishes from otherworldly media.

Several parents attending the meeting were not impressed by West’s outburst.

“Last month, he wanted us to change the high school’s motto from ‘Many Kinds of Excellence’ to ‘Ph’nglui mglw’nafh Cthulhu R’lyeh wgah’nagl fhtagn,'” PTA member Cathy Perry said. “I asked if it was Latin, and he said that it was the eldritch tongue of Shub- Niggurath, the Black Goat of the Woods with a Thousand Young. I don’t know from eldritch tongues, but I’m not sure that’s such a good idea.”

yup

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FDA approves depressant drug for the annoyingly cheerful

I know this is two videos from The Onion in one week, but this I thought this was funny. Plus, what better way to celebrate going two whole days without posting (unless twitter counts) for the first time in well over a year than with insta-content?

"Sony releases new piece of shit that doesn't fucking work."

This Onion video is great, although it contains language that’s probably not safe for work unless you work for Rod Blagojevich.

This is what my mom's cat thinks every time she sees me