I love fark, although that probably goes without saying. I’m sure you’ve noticed I’m easily amused. (I’m still laughing about last week’s Onion headline, Shirtless Biden Washes Trans Am In White House Driveway).
Anyway, I saw this on fark and it made me laugh:
Police arrests at Springsteen concert include 30 for underage drinking. In other news, at least 30 people under age 50 attended last night’s Springsteen concert.
The actual article they’re linking to is here. I don’t think it’s particularly interesting.
I tweeted this yesterday. It’s still making me laugh. From McSweeney’s, “Selections from HP Lovecraft’s Brief Tenure as a Whitman’s Sampler Copywriter.” I can’t even pick a favorite, although I’m especially partial to this one:
Few men dare ask the question “What is toffee, exactly?” All those who have investigated this substance are now either dead or insane.
This reminds me of the debate we were having last night about sloths. Also, it made me laugh
(sloth debate recap)
Me: What if sloths are really abstract thinkers and are capable of thinking quickly. I bet they can do calculus.
Husband: I think they’re actually pan-dimensional beings who just poke through into our Universe every now and again. Like mice.
Come to think of it, that wasn’t so much a recap as a transcript of the entire debate. It wasn’t much of a debate.
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I need to buy new kitchen appliances today. I picked them out a long time ago, I just need to do that unpleasant part where you give away your money. So, instead of procuring a working oven I’m watching stupid things on the Internets that make me laugh. Things like this commercial for Brawndo, the energy drink from Mike Judge’s otherwise problematic film Idiocracy:
I am not a responsible adult.
(Link via Pixels and Thoughts).
Incidentally, I’m not endorsing actually consuming Brawndo, even if they were serving it at BaconCamp last week. I just think the campaign is funny.
West’s previous failed proposals include requiring the high school band to perform the tuneless flute songs of the blind idiot god Azathoth and offering art students instruction in the carving of morbid and obscene fetishes from otherworldly media.
Several parents attending the meeting were not impressed by West’s outburst.
“Last month, he wanted us to change the high school’s motto from ‘Many Kinds of Excellence’ to ‘Ph’nglui mglw’nafh Cthulhu R’lyeh wgah’nagl fhtagn,'” PTA member Cathy Perry said. “I asked if it was Latin, and he said that it was the eldritch tongue of Shub- Niggurath, the Black Goat of the Woods with a Thousand Young. I don’t know from eldritch tongues, but I’m not sure that’s such a good idea.”
I know this is two videos from The Onion in one week, but this I thought this was funny. Plus, what better way to celebrate going two whole days without posting (unless twitter counts) for the first time in well over a year than with insta-content?