There are many cultural issues regarding the Lone Ranger remake but every time I start to think about them, my brain derails with the thought, “Someone took a perfectly good Johnny Depp & put a fucking bird on it.”
Note to vanity fair: Bird. On. Head.
[embedded video: Portlandia: Put a bird on it]
This was a draft I found hanging around. It started life on my facebook page. I don’t remember where I planned to go with it, so this is what you get.